Gears of War 2: Summary and Review

Gears of War Two; we've had good times, bad times, and some right down bullshit times. Chainsaws were awesome in Gears of War One for simply one reason, they worked unlike the ones in Gears of War Two. The only way you can chainsaw someone in Gears 1 is if the person is faced away from you. You quickly rev up your shiny new Gears 2 chainsaw in excitement, going in for the kill, then the guy hits you, tossing you back about 10 feet where the attempted victim unloads an entire clip into your body...